I’m Thankful for… This Cocktail.

Shockingly enough, when I’m invited to a dinner or potluck situation, my friends typically ask me to bring booze or choose a cocktail to make for the occasion. Thanksgiving is no exception. I’m going chow down with some friends, and what better way to give thanks than throwing back a couple delicious cocktails & getting sauced while shoving copious amounts of food down your gullet? There is no better way, I say!

I decided I wanted to do some sort of fall/Thanksgiving-themed cocktail, but don’t you worry–there’s no “turkey fat washed” anything, or weird garnishes involving meat or stuffing. This is quick, easy, and to the point. After all, if you’re spending all your time prepping the food, you want to maintain a mild, steady buzz in the simplest way possible, right? Short of drinking straight from a bottle of whiskey, this little bubbly concoction should have you covered!

 

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The Recipe

What you need:

  • A bottle of Prosecco–it doesn’t have to be fancy. Or hell, pick up more, especially if your family is high-maintenance. Get home & throw it in the fridge. No one likes warm bubbly.
  • Cranberry Juice (Ocean Spray should do the trick. You really don’t want to be traipsing into Whole Foods RIGHT before Thanksgiving to get organic, super tart cranberry juice harvested by consenting bog farmers, do you?)
  • A couple limes to squeeze. Or, make it simpler & get the lime juice in a bottle, though I always prefer fresh-squeezed. (Go ahead. Call me a hipster. I dare you.)
  • Simple Syrup (You can make it yourself using this recipe from Food & Wine–it’s easy! Or you can buy it, you lazy bum.)

See? Easy, right? Now, to mix it up and get you *ahem* relaxed before everyone comes over…

How to Make It

Dump 1 oz cranberry juice, 1 tbsp lime juice, and 1 tsp simple syrup into a shaker full of ice. Shake it up until your fingers start feeling cold. Pour the chilled mixture into a champagne flute. (Or a lager glass. Whatever floats your boat.) Fill the rest of the glass with the chilled Prosecco, give it a quick stir, and you’re done! Garnish with a couple cranberries or a wedge of lime, if you so desire.

Now, the most important part. DRINK IT.

I hope you have a wonderful holiday, folks. Find something to be thankful for, and toast with those you love.

And please, please, PLEASE–don’t drink and drive. If you’re going to drink, don’t drive. You may end up hurting someone’s loved one(s), and yourself. Drink responsibly–I’ll thank you for it.

Thanksgiving Eve: Events around Phoenix

illustration by Charles Bloom, The Kansas City Star (2007)

illustration by Charles Bloom, The Kansas City Star (2007)

Ah, Thanksgiving Eve. The night before Thanksgiving, often touted as the biggest drinking night of the year. Why, you ask? Well, think about it:

  • Lots of people come “home” for the holiday, so it’s a great night of reunions with friends (+ escaping from family, but who am I to judge? Escape away!)
  • Who wants to entertain guests at home the night before Thanksgiving? No one. Isn’t it enough that you’re hosting a meal for a rag-tag group of humans the next day? Happy hour to the rescue!
  • Thanksgiving dinner is the perfect hangover cure: Need I say more, folks?

I’ll be out & about on the evening of Wednesday, November 26th, and here are a couple of the options I’m considering from around the Valley:

Umami

Turkey ramen, anyone?

Turkey ramen, anyone?

Umami is doing a “Nightmare before Thanksgiving” feast from 3pm-7pm on November 26th. Fuel up for a night out with hearty turkey ramen and drink specials at 21 E. 6th Street in Tempe. More information at www.umamitempe.com.

SumoMaya

The complimentary margarita from SumoMaya!

The complimentary margarita from SumoMaya

SumoMaya is throwing a party that will make you feel good about boozing with friends! From 11 am-1am (yes, that would be Thankgiving morning), SumoMaya will host a fundraiser to benefit the Andre House of Arizona. For only $10, you get a “Happy Hour Pass” (100% the proceeds go to benefit Andre House) to enjoy Happy Hour pricing on food and drinks all day, plus you get one complimentary margarita. In addition, there will be $5 cocktail specials, a DJ, and some other fun surprises. Start a new pre-Thanksgiving tradition with friends & family at SumoMaya. For more information or to make a reservation, call 480-397-9520.

Kelly’s at Southbridge

Kelly’s at Southbridge is hosting their 3rd annual “Friends-giving” Party.  Live Music from Lee Perreira (he’s fantastic–regularly performs at Jade Bar, as well as The Gladly, & easy on the eyes, too). Get an Old Fashioned, Manhattan, and/or Wild Turkey Shots for $5/each. For your inner fat kid, there will also be a Pie Eating Contest for Nordstrom Holiday Gift Cards, Ugly Sweater Holiday Card Portrait Studio (Kelly’s will have props and portrait studio that will allow guests to take their cheesy holiday photos to either e-mail them to themselves or post to their Facebook profiles).

Pink Pony

324670_315834201771491_175377335817179_1077530_254223868_oThe fine folks of Pink Pony and Hot Dish, Inc. are teaming  up with with Alex Phillips of Grand Canyon Brewery for a fun little tasting event–I love the intimacy of these events, to be honest. Enjoy pairings of small-production, artisan cheeses with the beers of Grand Canyon Brewery. Chef Stephen Eldridge will be serving family-style snacks, including Pink Pony’s amazing homemade pretzels (I am a HUGE fan). Must buy tickets online at http://hotdishinc.com.

Roka Akor

Roka Akor may be known as a fine dining establishment with some of the best sushi & steaks in town, but they’re getting in the pre-Turkey Day spirit by helping you kick off your evening right! They’re extending their Happy Hour from 4:30pm-8pm, and will be offering drink specials from Tito’s Vodka, too!

Well, that’s it for me. Remember, PLEASE be careful that night–DUI checkpoints are in full effect, and police will be out in force… to enforce. Please call a cab, a private car, an Uber, or a Lyft. (And if you’re a first time Uber user, use my referral code, UBERBOOZYBROWNGIRL, to get a credit after your first ride! But please, be careful of those deadly surge charges!)

Happy Thanksgiving Eve to all, and to all, a good (and safe) night!